Adorable

In the car
Karson: I am just too adorable
Me: Oh you think so do you?
Karson: Yep EVERYONE tells me so
Me: Who is telling you that?
Karson: Okay no one in the last three days but when I was little everyone said so. If you are adorable it lasts a lifetime. I know its hard for you mom but I will always be adorable and all the girls will love me!

Mr. Talks Alot

Me: KA you can't be doing things like that. Other people don't like it.

KA: But mom I'm an adorable boy

Me: KA, I think you are adorable but not everyone else on the planet does

KA: Why not?

Me: It's called love, KA. Love makes the people who love you think you are adorable when others who don't love you may not think so

KA: Okay, well then I am just cute....actually I am a little too cute. I think sometimes I am so cute someone might kidnap me.

Me: That is why you need to stay close to your parents and not go off on your own.

KA: I think I do have one thing going for me if I am kidnapped

Me: What is that, Karson.

KA: I talk alot. That might make them give me back.

Me: It's a definate possibility, son. A definate possibility.