KU:Mom why do you waste your time ironing my clothes?
Me: (Yes, why do I... by the time you get dressed it already looks like a truck ran over it) Because I am a mom that cares about her kids
KU: Why don't you just iron my clothes when they are on me?
Me: Because putting a hot iron on a child is called child abuse and I don't want to hurt you.
KU: So wouldn't it be cheaper to iron all the wrinkles out of your face than to get that shot? It would take longer to get all the wrinkles but you would save a lot of money.
