Make Your Mom Feel Good Day

So yesterday I guess the boys saw a picture of me from about 20 years ago and told Dave that I looked sexy. It was one of those that they did your hair,makeup and dressed you in nice clothes. So today I said to Karson "I hear you told Dad that I looked sexy in that picture in the garage."

Karson "Yeah I can tell that back then you WOULD have looked cute in a bathing suit."

Me "How can you tell that?"

Karson "It's a guy thing mom. Every guy can tell whether on not a girl will look good in a bathing suit. But what I really want to know is what happened to you?"

Me (thinking I probably should not ask and just let things lie) "What do you mean?"

Karson "So is it the fat part of you or the age part of you that got out of hand or is it both?"

Me: "No, it's the having kids part that did it to me."

Karson "But I hear people say having kids makes you stay young. It obviously didn't work for you."

Me "And it won't work for you either!"

Karson "Perhaps I will create a dinosaur instead of having kids! But... then I would have to worry if it would eat people!"

Pause...Karson "See mom you have it really easy. At least you don't have to worry if I am going around biting people's heads off!"

Here We Go Again

In the car:
Kullen: What were the days of the Gold Rush like
Me: I wouldn't know. I wasn't there.
Kullen: Are you sure? You kind of look like one of those miners!

Another Age Thing

Was pokemon around when you were little?
I am not sure
Well, I am wondering about the olden days
I wouldn't know about the olden days. I didn't live in them.
I mean the 90's, mom
Son, the 1990's were not so long ago and they certainly were not the olden days
No, I mean when you were little; back in the 1890's