Saturday, March 13, 2010

Thanks Again

KA: Mom, why do women drink?
Me: So that for 5 minutes they can remember when they were young, gorgeous and carefree.
KA: Mom, I think it will take a lot more than five minutes for you to remember back when you were like that.
Me: Thank you so much son. You are sure dishing out the compliments today!

Mom The Boozer

KA: Mom did you have a little too much to drink last night? 

Me: Why do you ask that? 

KA: "Well, lady parties always have alot to drink esp. Amy's lady parties and besides I can see your stomach poking out which means you drank alot of Amy's booze