The things your kids share with you in the car.
KA: I think it would be awesome to be able to read someone's mind.
Me: Why is that
KA: Because you could do all sorts of wonderful things for them like buy them the puppy they have always wanted.
Me: KA, you are the one who wants a puppy
KA: I'm just saying...you know there would be one time when it wouldn't be so good to know what someone is thinking.
Me: When would that be?
KA: When they are sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom. I mean the things that go through your mind when you are on the toilet...well they are just not things you want others to know
Me: Is that why you spend 30 minutes at a time in the bathroom?
KA: Might be
Two minutes later
KA just earned a reward of new Pokemon cards. As he opens the pack "Ah, the sweet smell of goodness and evil all wrapped up in one."
