Here Come the Groomsmen

Karson "So are Kullen and I the groomsmen?"
Me: "Why do you ask?"
Karson "Well, I think they are suppose to throw some big kind of party for the groom and there is suppose to be alot of wild women. I know I can handle the wild ones but I am not sure about Uncle Mark."
Me: "What do you know about wild women?"
Karson "I have lots of them in my class. And then there is Kellis, the scratcher... I have to deal with wild women all the time."
Me "Well, in answer to your question the groomsmen are responsible for throwing a party and providing entertainment but you don't have to worry about it because you are not groomsmen."
Karson "Well, I could still provide the entertainment."
Me "What would it be?"
Karson "Well, I could talk to Uncle Mark about Dinosaurs. That would kill about two hours."